Grandma goes to court

When Grandma Goes To Court… Look Out!
Lawyers should never ask a Grandma a
question if they aren’t prepared for the
answer.
In a trial, prosecuting attorney called his
first witness to the stand… a
grandmotherly, elderly woman. He
approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do
you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you,
Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you
were a boy, and frankly you’ve been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat
on your wife, and you manipulate people
and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you’re a big shot, when you
haven’t got the brains to realize you’ll
never amount to anything more than a
two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing
what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know
the defense attorney?”
She again replied, “Why yes, I do. I’ve
known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he
has a drinking problem. He can’t build a
normal relationship with anyone, and his
law practice is one of the worst in the
entire state… not to mention, he cheated
on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes, I know
him.”
The defense attorney nearly died on the
spot.
The judge asked both counselors to
approached the bench and, in a very quiet
voice, said… “If either of you idiots asks her
if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the
electric chair.”

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